Alright, ladies. Give it up.
Today we are all going to confess our grossest, most annoying beauty blockers and our remedies. I will go first:
1) Laser hair removal for my arms. Yeah, I said it.
My arms were furry little monsters that I used to bleach, but that was such a mess and a waste of time. So I decided to do the laser thing and so far, so good. I have my 3rd treatment today. Two more after that, and my arms will be as hair free as a male model's chest. Or something.
2) Le sweat. Yeah, I said it. I pit out, ladies. There are 3 solutions for this: surgury to snip some nerves to keep you from sweating, botox to paralyze said nerves, or a prescription for Drysol. I chose door #3 and I am telling you, it's a life changer. Why do women even freak out about getting white chalky deodorant on their sleeveless dresses etc WHEN YOU CAN JUST STOP SWEATING ALTOGETHER. It's nothing short of a miracle. The only problem is that I used to be righteous about a few things, like keeping it natural. At 31 1/2, however, Le Mer alone cannot preserve my face, so I am considering restalane to fill my between-the-brows, mean-look lines (I have spent most of my years, I guess, staring people down...) and maybe Botox to stave off deeper lines in that area.
And I am thinking of a breast reduction and a lift, too. I am really not this shallow and to write it down makes me feel like I am THIS CLOSE to being no better than those "Real Housewives of Orange County." But the truth is, I don't want to fall apart.
What about you guys? How far is too far? It's shooting botulism into my face just the dumbest thing ever? Is money ruining us, since these things wouldn't have even been options for me 5 - 7 years ago?