Monday, September 24, 2007

Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is for real.



Somewhere in NYC this kickass girl rides around on her bike, carting her, i dunno, portfolio of beautiful fucking art, and then she stops at some cafe to smoke a Marlboro with her friends Ang and Guillermo and then she rides off into the night and has wild art-student-sex with her hot classmate who transferred from Bard College. Or something.

Her life is full of magic and unicorns and awesomely red hair and fashion. Total, fucking, this-shit-comes-easily-to-me fashion.

I give up, man. I simply give up. Hand me an acrylic sweater and elastic pants, because I can just never get to this level.

Yeah, I stole this photo from The Sartorlialist. Can you believe this shit? He snapped this photo on the street.

Go ahead and click the photo to enlarge. Don't be shy. You've gotta see this one up close.

13 comments:

Barb McMahon said...

Oh, yeah. It's stuff like this that reconfirms my choice to work on interiors!

My own exterior? So not up to that!

Habitually Chic said...

I remember seeing that photo. I thought she was a model and not a real human. I think that might be her model book in her basket.

I like looking at the photos on The Sartorialist but they are kind of depressing. He only seems to shoot skinny fabulous people and never and real sized people. He's just perpetuating the "only skinny people matter" attitude of the magazines. I wish he'd mix it up!

Brilliant Asylum said...

She is too cool. My question is what is she doing biking down the West Side Highway? I am with Habitually Chic on the model call. My guess is she is on her way to a photo shoot in Battery Park.

Iheartfashion said...

Hahahahahah! Love your take on this one. She is amazing, isn't she?

beachbungalow8 said...

your work rivals the guys at vice.

shelley said...

Actually the Sartorialist shoots young and old, slim and "hefty". Don't forget, he is shooting these shots for style.com and WWD, I believe. No one would look at the "normal" size photos with average clothes....why would they in that industry?

shelley said...

and by the way, your 'imagined' storylines are too much fun, witty woman!

Jackie Von Tobel said...

I want to start a blog called The Anti-Sartorialist. I will haunt the streets of oh, let's say Anaheim, California and I will use my trusty "one shot" Poloroid to capture the real people in action. I'm talking couples in matching track suits with fanny packs and gang bangers with butt crack from the sagging jeans. That should make us all feel better.
Jackie

decorno.blogspot.com said...

Jackie - this is like the best idea ever. Seriously. It's like the Vice Do's and Don't feature, except all don'ts. We need to get on this, stat.

JJ said...

yes! embrace the elastic pants!

Who's even looking at your pants when you're wearing fabulous shoes and a luscious handbag?

Mr. Useless said...

Hahaha. I like the way you think, there.

Yup. You're right. Give up. This girl has it THAT good. totally.

I've given up.

Anonymous said...

coming from someone who lives in new york... that girl is totally a model. and i dont mean shes posing for the picture, i mean shes a model on her bike going to "go sees" and that red thing in her basket is her portfolio of pictures that she has modeled in. where are you from? mars?

Decs said...

Yes, I am from Mars. I am from a place where people can recognize the totally silly and ridiculous commentary I posted about this beautiful girl.

And it's pretty clear she's a model. We were just playing a game here. And it's pretty obviously that is a model portfolio (see Habitually Chic's comment that she posted in SEPTEMBER).

Lighten up, you asshole.