Tuesday, October 16, 2007

They aren't even hot.


I don't get them (above), I don't get it (their show), I don't watch it, and I don't understand their fame. I think he looks like Beavis and she looks like she'd leave your baby in a pool to run an grab her Sidekick if she heard it ringing. They are both so totally disgusting I can't even articulate my disdain.

I can kind of understand why millions of weak-minded evangelicals want to keep an authoritarian moron like Bush in the White House. I do kind of see how that can happen. But THIS? Why do people ever care? I need to know. Is it like watching a train wreck? If so, I guess I could understand.

This guy is not hot. Why is she so proud to be with him?

It's all way too disturbing for me to be contemplating this early in the morning.

15 comments:

Brilliant Asylum said...

God, they are annoying. I am a faithful (yet totally ashamed) watcher of The Hills, and have never understood why season after season the douchebag always gets the girl. He looks like one of those little yellow Lego men to me. Could his head be more square?

shelley said...

They AREN'T EVEN HOT is right! I started watching b/c my daughter was watching and I couldn't agree with you more. Everytime I catch an episode I become very annoyed. So I stopped watching for my sanity. If my daughter was even an inkling of stupid like these characters are, I would be ashamed at my parenting. They have no common sense and yet they have these responsible jobs...thank god I don't work in LA, I would hurl myself through a window if I had to work among these twit stick figures!! Arggggggggh!! I feel better now. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Who are they...

Habitually Chic said...

I too admit to being a faithful watcher of The Hills and I wish they stop filming those two. They are so annoying and definitely not hot. I actually think Heidi was cuter before all her surgery.

P.S. Has anyone been watching Gossip Girl? I feel obligated since it's shot in NYC but it's actually not that bad.

Mr. Useless said...

Oh, my god, The Hills is the biggest piece of crap. Dont' watch it. You will get mad. trust me.

I think she's actually got a real hot body, despite her fake breasts. but that's just cause i'm a stupid man, I can't help it.

But when you hear these people talk, you will cringe.

coco+kelley said...

Just seeing this photo made me want to vomit. These two are so superficially disgusting I can't even look at them! My roommate watches The Hills and I want to die every time I hear Heidi and her bitchy voice or see whats-his-name's cheesy smile. I love Brilliant Asylum's comment! He TOTALLY looks like a lego man. Or a bad villian from Batman.

What a good venting post. WHEW! I feel better now.

Anonymous said...

I feel the same way about the Beckhams (sp.?). Just stuff to fill graves with.

decorno.blogspot.com said...

AND, what is up with her outfit. It's so Mervyn's. Ill fitting and weirdly church-y.

Anonymous said...

They are simpletons looking for fame. He is disgusting looking and she is so stupid you can't even see the cute.

Things That Inspire said...

He is a toad, that is true. He looks like one, he acts like one. I think she is very pretty, though. This is a terrible picture of her.

LIBERTY POST EDITOR said...

Come on...tell us how you really feel...no, seriously now. This is why I read your blog every day - cause you're so honest.

Paloma said...

Like Brilliant Asylum, I am ashamed to admit that the show has become a (very)guilty pleasure of mine. Heidi and Spencer are beyond annoying, though. They are so sleazy. I think Spencer looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost!(Google it, I swear you'll laugh!)

shelley said...

HA right on the money with Paloma's comparison! Chaka from Land of the Lost is EXACTLY who Spencer looks like, a little caveman...I couldn't put my finger on it but that is it....and I'm dating myself by not even having to google Chaka!

Laura said...

If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea who those people are! I had to give up a www.popsugar.com habit a few months ago because it made me feel so old that I didn't watch any of those shows.

Jamie Meares said...

oh my god. even my husband obsessively hates them with me. she looks like a robot with boobs.