Oh, what I would do for that hair.
Right after she hooked up with that midget weirdo, there were reports of her spending hours at Barneys trying on shoes and clothes and dropping 10 large in one multi-hour shopping spree. Love that. Spend his money - fast.
Sure she has to dope up like a stoned robot to listen to his constant bullshit about Xenu and how he's reached Operating Thetan level, but I could totally listen to that ALL DAY LONG if I was strolling around in my Henry Cuir boots and my Cathy Waterman jewelry and my totally thermal-reconditioned-perfectly-strait-Anna-Wintour-suck-this hair. Hell yeah.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
It doesn't even matter that she's a zombie because she's looks freaking amazing.
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It's funny how his looks are declining meanwhile. He looks like the fat chinless kid from summer camp with the bad haircut. The one who just can't seem to get a foothold on puberty.
I hear you, I wish I could to that hair!!! My hair is curly and wayward it's just not going to happen :( Might I say that she look sexy and sophisticated for the first time in her life.
Oh, but did you see that Perez compared her to Bai Ling? Don't look! It will ruin it for you; at least it did for me.
Why didn't Tom die after Top Gun? My memories would have been so much sweeter.
thanks for starting my day with a laugh!
OK, I know she's taller than him, but is she THAT much taller? It's like he's the ventriloquist and she's this very, very oversized dummy who is quickly becoming gigantic due to some Scientological/ventriloquistological process he cannot control.
His wives always start looking hotter than he does just before it all implodes. Stay tuned...
What happened to little Joey from Dawson's Creek? Had she not married Tom, she would probably look more like the girl from Felicity, who pretty much looks the same 10 years later (she looks great... natural).
Love fashion girl's comment!
Her hair seems wig-like. Do you think she has some kind of infrastructure under there to make it higher, and make him seem even smaller?
Hair puffery may be the only way she can express aggression against him.
PS: Had she not married him, she'd probably be trying to cobble together a career doing ProActiv testimonials now.
love the anna wintour suck this phrase
my hair is awkward - sometimes is great, and sometimes it looks so bad that i'm avoiding mirrors... but still, i can't imagine my self getting involved with any religion at all. even for hours of shopping. =D
Her hair is fab!! The best I have ever seen her look!!
You my dear are VERY FUNNY!
well, i don't dig her hair, but i really love whatever that is she's wearing. beautiful
Wow she does look good!
Even for the hair and and clothes, I don't think I could live with a gay Scientologist.
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