Dear New York,
Tell the seam in your sidewalk a big hearty THANKS for grabbing the heel cap off of my lovely silver low-heeled shoes.... the ones I was planning to wear EVERY DAY of my trip here since they are the only shoes that don't break my heels or my toes and are sufficiently snotty enough to impress my most judgemental fashionista vendors. THANKS.
Why, New York, are you always jacking up my fashion plans??? Just once I want to arrive in the city and float through its mean streets in the same chic way I envision pre-arrival. Just ONCE.
I suppose you want me to look like some kind of ridiculous Melanie Griffith by wearing sneakers to get around this city. Well, it's not gonna happen.
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Labels: new york