Michael Kors - clothes and accessories, but mostly accessories. His bags are so moderate looking. I saw a woman today with a really generic outfit topped off with a really generic Kors bag and I thought, "Way to pass up your chance to punch it up."
David Yurman. That stupid twisted silver just reminds me of all that cheap silver jewelry you can buy at any outdoor market, always sold, of course, adjacent to the people selling incense that totally reeks. Michael Yurman jewelry always has too much going on and it's not very refined looking. I don't get the appeal. I am sure it's all marketing and accessible price points, that, to the target customer, seem like luxury prices. Yuck. Reminds me of those bogus magnetic unisex bracelets that people wear because of their supposed healing power. Gross, gross, gross.
Fake fires. Not necessarily faux fireplaces, which you see in sassy/chic NY apartments and they are decorative and (sometimes) passably cool. But I mean press-and-go fire. In your home. Why? I don't get it. I am not even going so far as saying it's wrong, I just don't get it. No romance, you know? No sound of sap popping and cracking.