for fuck's sake. How did this happen, Melanie? What is WRONG with you? You start tinkering and the whole thing falls apart. With all this talk about people bashing Jennifer Love Hewitt, I concur - - we shouldn't pick on a girl who has a body that totally defeats most of ours ANYDAY.
However, Melanie, you little trout-lipped loser, you totally deserve to be mocked. Your face is vulgar and your desperate attempts to stop time have backfired and frankly, you deserve it.
Merry Christmas, Mel. Now throw Antonio back into the sea, as he's still quite a catch* and deserves someone who has aged a bit more gracefully.
*except that he has those ridiculous perfumes and colognes which is just ticky-tacky. And he's with you, Mel, so his taste-level is really to be questioned, making him a less desirable catch than I might have initially guessed.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007