Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Menacing and awesome at the same time.


Don't you love it? I love it. LOVE it.

I like Barack a lot. But if you were going to pick someone for your dodgeball team, seriously... you know you would pick Hillary. She's a tough motherfucker, man. I love it. In fact, I want Martha Stewart as VP. And Tina Fey as White House Press Secretary. My head would explode with pure joy. Health care would be fixed in like 4 months, and Martha would implement tax credits for, like, re-landscaping your yard.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

But who for V.P.? Get Tipper in there and we'd get decent mental-health care reform too...

Anonymous said...

Hillary is underhanded, a race baiter, whiney and despicable and she's a lousy manager to boot. So no, I would not want her or Martha on my team.

decorno said...

Tipper. Yes. I like her. Does that mean you voted my Martha off the island?

Anon #2: Even though I disagree, I like your vigor. Good job.

JJ said...

ok, ok, I'll be vice president. And then we'll get tax credits for Louboutins.

decorno said...

I heart JJ.

Anonymous said...

Oops, just noticed I displaced Martha. Well, I'd make her Secretary of Defense. I sense a lot of aggression seething behind her measured, faux-WASP exterior that I'd want to put to good use.

Lauren said...

Can we get Candace Bergan (I totally butchered her name, didn't I?) as Attorney General? She at least knows how to act like a kickass lawyer.

Anonymous said...

I am lovin' this all-blonde-lady administration!

Jennifer said...

Afuckingmen!

maison21 said...

go, hil!

Anonymous said...

I so agree on your picks to run the country.

The Nerdy Fashionista said...

I'm only on board if we can figure out a way to import Helen Mirren and use her in some sort of advisory capacity... can the Secretary of State be foreign-born?

Richie Designs said...

omg her, martha and oprah.... this country would run like a well oiled, profitable, mentally sound country that it should.

I'm loving Diane Von Furstenberg right now I think she could be on the cabinet in some capacity.

Come to think about it...I don't think Martha would care to be VP though...can 3 people be named president? None of these bitches want to be second fiddle.

Richie Designs said...

I almost forgot. Yes, JJ you're totally hired.

Anonymous said...

Nerdy Fashionista: YES! Maybe Helen Mirren, as Detective Superintendent Jane Tennison, should be head of the FBI.

Anonymous said...

How perfect. Thier campaign slogan could be:

"Bitches get things done."

Anonymous said...

Nope, don't like Hillary. I do think she's a bit despicable, and I don't think she would care who was her running mate if it meant she could get elected. Let's hope that doesn't happen.

Anonymous said...

"I don't think she would care who was her running mate if it meant she could get elected."

That's true for about 95 percent of presidential candidates throughout history. Do you think JFK liked Lyndon Johnson??

Rebecca said...

That's hilarious - never thought of it that way. Just hope she gets a stylist. (Is that sexist?) It's just I've always found her style puzzling.

Anonymous said...

Do people find John McCain's "style" attractive? Or Dick Cheney's? Christ, I want out of Iraq, not pleasing hairdos.

Red River Interiors said...

I can't wait to see Michelle Obama walk down PA Ave on the way to the White House...Whatever she wears will look stunning on her 5'11" slender frame..Yes,I said it first here. And, I will be at parade site... Fay

Anonymous said...

Fay:
You've never been to an inaugural parade, have you? You're going to end up about three miles from it, it will be 7 degrees out (it's Washington in January), and the new president and his wife will get out and walk a total of 15 yards, then scamper back into their limo.

Have fun.

Red River Interiors said...

I lived in DC on Constitution Ave NE and now live in Northern VA...love 4th of July on the mall with the gobs of people...love crowds....it energizes me...Big events in DC(& there are always lots of them) are fun and I always have a lot to talk about with friends....still looking forward to seeing Mrs. O...Event of the Century!!!..for me....Fay

Ryan said...

Can we have a gay intern?