My friend and I were emailing one another when we decided we needed to compile an authoritative list of Official Topics of Adulthood.
Here it is. The funniest ones are his, just to be clear.
-Sex (who is having it, who isn't, or conspiring to hide the fact that they are having it with someone they shouldn't)
-Botox/cosmetic procedures (First it's always... is she having it?? I would never.. and then the slippery slope into one woman's confession, and then into "Who's your doctor?")
-How much we paid for something / best deal ever
-Parents and their illnesses/annoying traits
-Co-workers and how we are better than them
-Illnesses, real, imaginary, and future
-Sex, weird/awkward/ridiculous/lame encounters that make funny stories, after about 10 years have passed
-Weird things that happened to you in college
-What people would be like in bed/naked
-People that behaved in an annoying way at parties
-Email mistakes that went bad on you (accidental cc’s, etc.)
-Stuff you’ve stolen from your office
-Weird things you do in your office (one lady I work with trims her forearm hair with a big old office scissors [and no, she doesn’t have a lot of forearm hair, but still])
I seriously don't think I have had an adult conversation about anything than one of the above in the last 8 years. Have you?
What is missing from the list?