So, few things terrify me as much as being trapped with a bunch of women. I love women (see Feminist post below, capital F), but honestly, sometimes women are nothing more than a bunch of crazy bitches.
But here's the thing. I like the actually crazy bitches. I do NOT like the weird competitive, suburban, blow-out, uptight, 3-carat types. They bug me.
So, needless to say when I got an email from Richele proposing a little bloggers getaway in Palm Springs, I was like "Yeah!" and then, "Wait, nooo!' Because, you know, women are crazy.
But one look at this pool and the roster of the actual crazy bitches who will be in attendance and my mind was at ease.
That roster, exactly?
Scented Glossy Magazines
Hens & Chicks (JJ only blogs like every time she gets her period, so she's really just an honorary "blogger" but because she's cooler than me and gives me street cred, she's invited.)
Life In A Venti Cup
I Could Kill Her (holy fuck, are they funny - - also, I love you because HERE you imagine I look like Angelina Jolie.)
HabituallyChic - if you will fly out here, I am sure we have an air matress for you, too, sister.
So - given the line-up, I am sure it will be awesome, despite my fear of groups of women (thanks middle school!). If things get really weird, I can just get really drunk and fall asleep in the sun. That, my friends, is always the answer.
If you, too, need a getaway, you can rent this yummy place HERE. And here's a little secret... if you mention "bloggers discount" you get 15% off. Not too shabby.
Can you come with us? Yes if you're a hot man and you're willing to make drinks for us.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008