Monday, April 7, 2008

Um, if you were in a contest to write the best WORST news headline ever...

it would be THIS.

Dude, you're busted. And fucked. And unapologetic.

And did I mention fucked? Cuz you are.

7 comments:

simply seleta said...

That's quite a mouthful headline. I hate to admit I don't even know where the verbs or nouns are. Was this writer on crack?

Decorno said...

You know - you're right. Its awkwardly written... but it's the content that is so crazy. I mean - the poor writer - how DO you express this case of a remorseless Nazi-loving, orgy-having, Grand Prix running turd?

This writing business - it ain't easy.

Elizabeth said...

Um....The problem isn't with the writer people, it's the subject. That IS the best WORST headline ever...that story is so fucked up!

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding? It's the best, best headline ever. Who WOULDN'T read that story?!

Anonymous said...

OK, isn't going to an orgy enough pressure? Then you find out it's an orgy with a theme?! How intimidating.

Sucker For Marketing said...

All I can say is OMG...really, how awful is that?

Anonymous said...

He paid other consenting adults to have a sex scene/role play session with him. It's no one else's business. Don't be so judgemental, people.