So, in a recent post, I mentioned I was considering a wisteria-covered mini-pergola over my backdoor.
I think I may have a new contender for my best comment ever, from one of my very favorites, Anonymous Hardware Guy. He writes:
Wisteria...Hoo boy! Wisteria will kill everything in its path. You'll never be rid of it. It's Plant Dracula. You think you give it a nice place to live, some sun, and it'll be happy. Nope. It wants your house. You'll wake up and it'll be in your bed. Then it's eatin' your left overs and sending you out for a 6-pack and another bag of chips. Think this one through. Get a freakin' J-O-B, you freakin' plant!