I can't believe I didn't post yesterday. I post EVERYDAY. Oh well.
Anyhoo, I am in NY for work and it's been busy. And hot. Today was really hot. Sticky and gross, as it always is when you're hauling your ass around to meetings carrying a bag that weights 40 pounds (how can my wallet, Blackberry, and notebook weigh so much???).
I wish I hadn't been too lazy to take a photo of this GIGANTIC woman wearing an open-back summer dress. She had monsterous rolls of backfat spilling out and it was both appalling and magnificent. The whole mess said to me: "Fuck this shit... it's HOT out, and I already know I am fat, so at least I am going to stay cool and dry."
She was definitely more "air conditioned" than me at that point, so she won, really. I was the loser hobbling around in all black, ready to pass out while she aired out in her floaty, not-quite-there hankerchief.