I'll be gone for a long weekend, camping on San Juan Island. I'll be with my mom. We will be sitting by a fire playing our favorite games:
"Why does she wear that?"
"Can you believe they spent money on that?"
"How much do you think he makes?"
"When do you think they'll finally get a divorce?"
I promise not to gossip about any of you. The rest of the world - watch out.
Have a great weekend everyone.