Thursday, July 3, 2008


"According to the report, ten minutes after being told to leave, "she was on the side of the stage, waving at John and cheekily catching Jennifer's eye while she was taking photos of her fella. She had been told twice by security that she would be removed but she stood there bold as brass. Jennifer was on the opposite side of the stage and John felt like piggy-in-the-middle."

I never knew I could like Kim Stewart so much. Read it HERE

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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am praying that she starts dating Zac Ephron next.

Jennifer said...

I just love this. You know you've hit a new low when you're threatened by a skank like Kim Stewart.

Anonymous said...

Aniston and Stewart have a history, and it's not a pretty one.

From a Vanity Fair article about Aniston some years ago:

"Despite her vow of abstinence, [Aniston] succumbed to a celebrity magazine the other evening -- and immediately regretted it... Unfortunately, the first publication she picked up featured an insult from Kimberly Stewart, Rod's party-girl daughter. 'She said I'm homely,' Aniston says. 'It literally ruined my night. I got my feelings very hurt, actually.' "

Anonymous said...

In that picture, John Mayer looks like the love child of Eddie Munster and Billy Corrigan.

Anonymous said...

Really? This is what I get when I check out this blog? I think I will need to take a break until you are no longer bored with design & decor…

decorno said...

Anon 10:16: Nice. You have that special "leaving-in-a-huff-via-comment" kind of thing going on. Good work.

Anonymous said...

I love when people announce they need to "take a break" from your blog, like it's a boyfriend who hasn't been attending to their needs.

(Dude, how many all-decor blogs do you need? There are like a grazillion out there.)

Jennifer said...

Anon 9:50, great find! LOVE it!

decorno, I forgot to tell you that you were featured in the Minneapolis Star Tribune yesterday. I was giddy for you!

decorno said...

I had no idea.... thanks for letting me know!

This is my favorite part:

"Don't be put off by self-absorbed musings; keep digging for great posts on topics from flea market finds to the shortcomings of decor magazines."

Don't they know? I am only self-absorbed because I am so awesome.

Woo hoo! I love me some back-handed compliments! Thanks Star Tribune!

Anonymous said...

That's it. I'm taking a break from you, Minneapolis Star Tribune!

Anonymous said...

"I wish I could quit you!"

-Brokeback Decorno

Maria said...

Will someone please explain to me the allure of John Mayer? Is it because of that Wonderland song? He seriously creeps me out.

Anonymous said...

"Brokeback Decorno"!!!!

oh man, too funny

maison21 said...

decorno-

i'm worried about anon 10:16's absence- will you please blog about ikat and pretty, in an attempt to lure him/her back? oh, whatever, will happen to your blog without them?

what the fuck? your blog is YOUR blog after all, and if you want to write about vaginas and super-fugs (john), well then, that's your perogative!

maybe anon should start "anonimo" and blog about domino and flea-market finds, underwritten by the minneapolis star-jones tribune! (and yes, i'm jealous that a newspaper would critique you. maybe the tucson gazette will one day print something not very nice about me...)

Decorno said...

"anonimo" and blog about domino and flea-market finds

... TOTALLY brilliant! M21, you are on to something with that!

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me? What meshes better with decor than talk of vagina and Kim Stewart? Please ignore the musings of that Anon and stick with us, the posse of Anons who like you exactly as you are...

Anonymous said...

"Decorno: Putting the 'vagina' back into decor since 2007"

Anonymous said...

That Brokeback Decorno comment made me laugh out loud - hilarious.
Also (and I admit I am behind the times), but what does it mean when Perez Hilton draws that white stuff on the pictures? I thought it was coke, but coke isn't in the eyes. help me with my ignorance!

You rock Decorno!

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:59: If you think about it, it will come to you.

Jennifer said...

M21, I fucking love that you call it the Star-Jones Tribune. I'm totally stealing that.

Anonymous said...

It's gratifying that they liked your posts on "the shortcomings of decor magazines."

You're the only blogger addressing that in a substantial way. It's what sets Decorno apart from all the other decor-blog white noise out there.