Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Hot granny mess.


I can't top THIS, so no post for today.

Enjoy.

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet her body is now entirely composed of silicone molecules and hepatitis viruses.

She is unkillable.

Anonymous said...

Scary.

But let us see a photo of you, Decorno. As snarky as you are, you'd better be smokin' hot. Otherwise...

Anonymous said...

What do you mean with that ominous "otherwise...?", anon 11:05? Of course she's smokin' hot, and I'm offended that you suggest that she might be otherwise.

But, what if our Decorno *were* a lovable yet toadish creature? Would that preclude her from mocking the freakishly-surgeried, cock-sucking-pose-overusing, sateen-sheathed Pamela?

Methinks not!

SGM said...

You love the Pam, don't you? I can't say that I blame you. Someone should do a blog completely devoted to Pam's skankiness.

My fave comment was queenofplanethotflash's "is this a poster for STD awareness day?"

Anonymous said...

All right; if you must know... I took this picture of Decorno recently:

http://ncane.com/nqk

Decorno said...

I am, in fact, a totally disgusting troll. But I don't have open sores and rashes on my chest (as Pam apparently does in that photo), so I win the "hot off."

Anonymous said...

You say "open sores" like they are a bad thing.

decorno said...

Ha! :)

Anonymous said...

Decorno: Putting the "open sore" into "decor."

AT THE PICKLED HUTCH said...

Um, I think you meant Hot Tranny Mess.
Lisa & Alfie

Anonymous said...

Um, you missed the deliberate play on words, Lisa

couchseattle.com said...

I disagree with the anon who said "cock sucking" in a negative capacity. perfectly wonderful girls suck cock as well. mildly related joke: what's another name for a motherfucker? a father. on an unrelated note i'm making sandwich boards for my store and need letter stencils. where does one get these?

Anonymous said...

couchseattle:

"-pose-overusing"

You missed that entirely.

couchseattle.com said...

AAARGH. missed the placement of the comma. powerful things those commas...

gabriele contessa said...

I agree with couchseattle, since when cock-sucking a legitimate insult. What else do you have in that arsenal? Whore? Slut? Cunt? Very John McCain. Let's try to be a little more creative. And to defend Pam, come on, Angelina Jolie is so much more irritating. Does anyone else agree? Pam's not so bad, I like her MAC ads and her PETA work. No?

Jules said...

Pam doesn't bother me as much as that insufferable magician. "Criss" can drop the "h" and add an "s" while wearing all the black toenail polish and chunky jewelry he can handle, but I still just see a kid who got picked on relentlessly at school.

He just tries to damn hard to be cool.

Jules said...

I had to go back and look at the picture again.

1. Handcuff necklace.
2. "13" ring.
3. Thumb ring.
4. Torn shirt w/ plunging neckline.
5. Jeans with patches.
6. Cap worn askew.

My God, "Criss." My God.

Anonymous said...

Gabriele,

One more time.

"cock-sucking-pose-overusing" MEANS:

Pam's offense is OVERUSING the cocksucking POSE.

FOCUS.

couchseattle.com said...

yup-- it's all about moderation when it comes to flashing the pose of cocksuckery... incidentally-- are any of the fly ladies on here attracted to my misplaced feminist outrage?

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:06 - thank you for leaping to point out that it is not Pammy`s love of fellatio that bothers me; in fact, I celebrate it.

As you see from my finely-crafted phrase, it is rather Pammy`s *excessive* use of the Whose Schlong Shall I Suck Next pose to which I object. Just like the, Who is Up for a Spot of Sodomy and May I Please Give You and Hand-Job Now, Sir poses, the cock-suckery pose works best when it used on a rare occasion rather than being dragged out at every bar mitzvah, christening and birthday party.

Lee said...

Good ol' Pammy has sunk to new depths. She's in Australia at the moment for a quick stint in the Big Brother house. She can't be that desperate for money can she!?! No doubt she'll over-use her cock-sucking pose here too. I can't bring myself to watch the train wreck.

Sacheverelle said...

OK I admit, I used to think Kriss Angel was hot, with his New Yawk accent & high pain threshhold but this is like..ewwww. And Pam, looks like she's headed toward Jocelyn Wildenstein-ville.

Anonymous said...

Jules:

A celebrity with a funny name and excessive jewelry?! You're right, that IS shocking.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:55--I think you should start a blog entitled "A Spot of Sodomy."

Anonymous said...

gabriele contessa,

Where did you get the idea that John McCain is a puritan and an anti-woman scold? Supply examples to back up your claim.

If you like Pam's PETA "work," then I assume that you refuse all FDA-approved medications and all vaccines, which of course were first tested on animals. You only use medicines offered in the Pam Anderson Line of Animal-Safe Pharmaceuticals, like vegetarian silicone.

Jules said...

Anon @ 10:36. I never said Criss Angel was shocking. Quite the opposite, actually.

Anonymous said...

anon 11:10 - Re: McCain

try Googling:

At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt

To his wife. In front of a few reporters. One example.

ameer said...

wow-- that's the best political nugget i've seen in ages. on a design blog no less. perhaps tomorrow i'll find a fab damask featured on washingtonmonthly. gotta give the man credit though-- trollop is a fantastic word. almost as cool as floozy. come to think of it, back in the day they had trollop and floozy, which are infinitely cooler than slut and whore. that's the decline of civiliation in a nuthshell right there folks.

Anonymous said...

I prefer Strumpet, m'self. As in, Care for a spot of sodomy, strumpet?

couchseattle.com said...

How about a hand-job you harlot?!

Quincy said...

Decorno, you always have the best comment section. You have witty readers and they are SO enjoyable.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:47-- Based on your excellent research, I just signed up to work for McCain.

Stop by so I can repay you with a spot of Sodomy on my new Sodomy Wing Chair.

Anonymous said...

couchseattle: you are very horny. What's going on with Mrs. couchseatle?

couchseattle.com said...

Alas, she plasters on the makeup like a trollop so I'm just not very attracted to her anymore.

Anonymous said...

Join McCain. Clearly the one offering to sodomize on a wing chair will have so much in common with fellow party members, the religious right.

Remember to buy upholstery cleaner.

Natalie said...

Her dress looks like a bad 80's mess!

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:47--Send your email address to Decorno. I want to send you a fan letter (after I spot-treat this wing chair).