I simply can't take it anymore. No more trellis. Some of you already have it. You win. You get to keep it. It's actually adorable and graphic-y and fun, but that's it. We're at capacity. No one else is allowed into the party. 
The only thing worse than seeing more of Imperial Trellis might be this photo of Kelly Wearstler, designer of said fabric/wallpaper, posing here for Playboy years ago: 
I do, however, love the batshit-crazy-hair version of you, KW. But your weird Playboy boobs above look like they hurt, all stretched out and weird in the middle. Looks ouchy. 
What would be funny is a toile just of Kelly... drawings of her wacked out hair... drawings of her funny nudie poses from her 1994 Playboy spread, drawings of her fashion-y self sitting in that big hand chair she's so fond of. I would pay to see this sketched out. One of you out there can do this, I know it. If you feel so inspired, please send it to me. 
Hipster toile.
Monday, July 21, 2008
No more. (Mamacita would like you to know this contains nudity.)
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YO -- I think an "NSFW" warning is appropriate.
Sorry dude. I've now warned the masses.
ok - those nipples make my eyes hurt.........I agree with you -while I like 'trellis' -it's OVER people!
I like trellis patterns, but not particularly that overexposed treillaginess.
I hate when one pattern becomes hot. I'm thinking of that wallpaper with the big chrysanthemum-looking things a few years ago.
For the record, I think hers are nice, but not everyone can sneak a look at tittays while on "coffee break."
I do not like tat patterns neither but I though I was the only one.
About tits,I am so boring of them,in my country there are a body showing trend these days and frankly it boring.
Wow, KW, who knew? Decorno, how the hell did you suss that one out? Can we add a graphic of KW nude on that trellis chair to the toile and then be done?
Lisa & Alfie
Decorno its me
Thecraftycameleon. You are awesome!
To boldly go where no man has gone before, RE: the boobs, as in the KW boobs LOL wow KW looks so 80's in those pics.
Whats with the Bob Marely hair though? She must have been smokin weed that day and jammin or something.
I know Picasso is up there in heaven laughing his ass off so bad over your post!
Good Work Decorno!
http://thecraftycameleon.blogspot.com/
Oh, Decorno, how I heart thee!
I too find it interesting how you found the pic of kw. See, it's crazy shit like this that keeps me coming back for more. And I love that you brought up the trellis thing with kw because, yah, we've seen way too much (especially now) of both. By the way, do you have any pics of thom filicia. I kinda feel the need to see him on a zebra rug or something.
Oh no. I *heart* trellis. But yes, let's agree that it's overplayed. And, whoa boobs.
oh no! Thom Filicia is hard enough to look at with clothes on. (Plus, he's gained about 30 lbs. post-Queer Eye.)
Fun to have actual porn on the site. I'd heard about the pb layout, but had never seen it. Not that I thought it would be tasteful, but....
I wonder if that picture will end up in anyone's tear-sheet binder?
Oh Miss Aren't I Fabulous was once just another Playboy skank. How delicious!
She looked better then. Less grim and eating-disordered.
crap, where can I find some black on white trellis fabric just like those you've shown here??
And if it's over, what's next? And where can I get some?
I'm looking for a fabric like this to starch to my gawd-aweful fake wood veneer entry way closet sliding doors (of my apartment, where anything more permanent would require signing away my first born). And the inside of my buffet-turned-entertainment center I'm going to paint this week.
Any suggestions? What I love about the trellis is that it's graphic, I'm big into the graphic stuff.
love the hipster toile.
That was the funniest thing I've seen all day! Thanks.
I only knew about KW and her skanky Playboy past because it was mentioned in a much earlier post. Pay Attention, People!
posing in Playboy: cheesy. Posing in Juggs: skanky.
ha! this post is brilliant!
I'm pretty sure she either had a reduction, or simply has not eaten a thing since this pictorial...
her nipples are sort of the shape of those "coolie" lampshades.
I would totally buy an issue of Jock if it had Thomas O'Brien rolling around in the sand nekkid.
oh god Leah, pubic hair is pubic hair. This is a lot funnier:
BIRTHPLACE: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA
BUST: 34" C
WAIST: 24"
HIPS: 35"
HEIGHT: 5' 6"
WEIGHT: 105 lbs
AMBITIONS:
To own my own marvelous design and furnishings business.
TURN-ONS:
Fabulous, intense minds, honesty, huge smiles and a man with a colossal heart.
TURNOFFS:
Lack of communication, cruelty to animals, slackers, and bad design.
ROMANCING MY MAN:
Breakfast in the boudoir, a bit of physical activity, trip to the museum for some mental and visual stimulation, a nibble for two to satisfy the palate and a trip to the beach to see the sun set and the moon rise.
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF:
Swap meets, blended coffees, Nicholson Baker novels & good loving.
Blended coffee and Nicholson Baker novels... just saying it is like vomiting up a bad part of the 90s.
I like Nicholson Baker, just not the kind of people who say they like Nicholson Baker.
Maybe the next big thing is Kelly Wearstler boob prints. It would count as an abstract pattern.
thank f'ing god. NO MORE TRELLIS. Kelly's playboy pics, on the other hand, will never get old.
Thank GOD Sister Parish never thought of this career-booster.
OMFG, that's so funny
Wow...I am still so in shock about KW!!! She normally looks so innocent! That's crazy
Emily @ Material Girls
Honestly, nevermind the trellis right now... Wearstler? The worst! Playboy?! You've got to be f*****g kidding me?! UGH! SO cheesy it made my eyes vomit. Good lord!
To clear up confusion expressed above... Since the playboy photoshoot she has downsized/removed the size of her implants to be taken more seriously once her firm Kwid started to take off.
In her defense, I felt like EVERYBODY of all ages had implants in LA of various sizes and styles: Natural, Barbie, etc.
why are you so mean?
and this shit pic of kelley looks photoshopped.
before you dis another woman's body (or even a dude's) show us your fat short self.
and that goes double for your interior design skills which are zero.
you are not worthy to lick the shoe of any designer. only maybe sell them one being only the shoe buyer that you are.
yes? no? discuss?
That is the funniest post I've seen in a looooong time. You rock.
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