Friday, July 25, 2008

Scandale.


Don't get me wrong, he looks losery here and his teeth are weird and that is such a gross politician's smile, but LOOK AT HER. Aside from the t-shirt she stole from a 12 year old, what's up with the face, lady? She looks like she's watching a stranger disrobe and fornicate with a pigeon or something. Maybe, in fact, she is. But what's with the hair? Because there's no excuse for that.

Ick. Makes it hard to keep hearing stories like THIS and not gag a bit on the thought of these two cooing and making out while their baby lovechild is in the hotel room next to them. (Oh, and while his wife is dying of cancer on the other side of the country.) Too much to handle on my empty stomach. If we have to hear about affairs, I would like it to be about hot people, please.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Camilla Parker-Bowles' little sister?

or Adam Sandler as a Gap girl?

Anonymous said...

(And speaking of icky affairs: Who would want to fuck Matthew Broderick? He looks like a junior mortician.)

e. love said...

Heeeew, boy... Gag me with a spoon, and make my belly hurt. I swear I hate people sometimes. Politiscandals seriously give me a physical reaction.
Ps...I know, I know, LAME (I was away from my computer for like an effing week) But, could I PUHLEEZ do the howdy partner thing?
1. I'm 30, f-you very much. Female, LTR with a man 3 1/2 years younger. ZEEERO kids.
2. I visit 2-3 times/week, when I need a dose of reality/when people at work irritate the shit out of me... you know...
3. I most enjoy the snarkiness.. Yeah, yeah, but the one that hit home? About the beautiful ex/child/extended family thing..It got me, you know?
4.I read abt.5 blogs/day
5. I have ZERO girlfriends- does my sister count? I have a current obsession with Angelina Jolie.. I know, I know... I have almost never completed ANYTHING, I loathe the word "retard" used derogatorily, My go-to fantasy: Finding a huge bag of unmarked bills and what I would do with the money. And, btw, I would NOT turn it in...
6. I check out Desire to Inspire (I'm an Interior Decorator), Beach Bungalow 8, Decor8, Apartment Therapy, Domino.. that kind of CriZ-ap.

Anonymous said...

Okay this story just made me crazy! Mister devoted family man/loving husband to wife fighting cancer/vote for me for president because look at what a great person I am - then you find out the low life is cheating on said family and wife. And the fact he had the balls to do it while running for President! Everytime I hear a story like this it like they are saying "FUCK YOU" to everyone. I hope his wife says that to him as she kicks him to the curb. Just once I would like to see the injured party in these high powered couples publicly do that to their cheating spouse!

Elizabeth said...

Ah, Washington. It's like Hollywood, but for ugly people.

Anonymous said...

Me again. Sorry about the F...Y.. in the above comment. I'm new to this and I don't know if that's allowed.
To Anon 8:03 Whats the skinny on Matthew Broderick?

Decorno said...

Anon 8:58:
"Fuck" is always allowed here. Good job.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this National Enquirer story is believable. The National Enquirer says it saw Edwards at the Beverly Hilton on Monday night. According to this link (http://www.philly.com/philly/
hp/news_update/
20080725_Tattle___Enquirer__links
_John_Edwards__Rielle_Hunter.html), the media were all over the Beverly Hilton on Monday night for the Television Critics Association summer press tour and yet only the National Enquirer claims to have seen Edwards?

magnaverde said...

This is my favorite thing about not owning a TV, not reading tabloids, not reading 'celebrity' gossip online and getting my news sans pictures from NPR & a day late from the Wall Street Journal: I have no idea who those people are.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, John Edwards.

i suwannee said...

1 - magnaverde -- honestly, how can you not know who john edwards is? ran for democratic nomination for president, ring a bell? i'm sure npr mentioned himat some point.

2 - i don't think i believe this -- its all speculation at this point. i've always thought he was a little swarmy, with the 'every fiber of my being' line he uses constantly, but he's my senator in NC, and he's had a tough time with elizabeth being sick, his son dying, the campaigns...

i think we should hold off on condemning him on this one.

Anonymous said...

If it turns out to be true, I am not convinced that a long campaign, a dead kid, and a dying wife make good reasons to go make baby with another woman.

Guess we will wait and see. Sadly for him, where there is smoke, there's usually fire.

Be the change..... said...

I think it's sad that Americans let a politicians private lives lead the election (however, he does seem a bit like a scumbag). And yes -I am American -just an observation

Anonymous said...

Let's see a photo of YOUR hair.

With all that snark, it'd better be on point...

Anonymous said...

She's on point. Trust me.

Anonymous said...

I am not American but I do appreciate Americans who care whether or not their politicians are cheating scumbags. I do believe that it's a character issue; if a person is a liar and a cheat in one area of his/ her life, one is most likely be a liar and a cheat in others.

This story has been percolating for many months, and from quite a few different sources. I absolutely believe it. Rat-faced hypocrite!

s. said...

Matty is said to have had an affair with a woman but conspiracy theories abound: his marriage is drawing to a close and to divert attention away from the fact that he is gay, a story of him cheating with a woman is being circulated. Not sure I buy any version of him cheating, but take it or leave it.

Anonymous said...

Would it change things if Elizabeth had known all along, and had made her peace with it? Would it still be reportable as news, or just an unusual sexual arrangement that is no one's business but their's?

Anonymous said...

Normally, yes. But he's issued a denial. He's a politician, so he either needs to come clean or say "None of your business," but he doesn't get to lie.

Do you want a senator or president with some child somewhere that he won't acknowledge? Someone who lies? I don't.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure he in fact "denied" the recent story (in Natl. Enquirer).

All I found was this very non-specific response:

"That's tabloid trash," he said. "They're full of lies. I'm here to talk about helping people."

("Full of lies" is not the same as "no truth to the story.")

Anonymous said...

Can someone Photoshop these two into a single image so we can better picture the alleged "love child"?

Anonymous said...

JE does actually look sort of like a rodent.

We all new Matt was gay, but we didn't want to face it because we liked SJP too much.

Anonymous said...

To me, Matthew Broderick gives off more of a now-sexless-but-used-to-be-straight-guy vibe; I just don't get a gay vibe off him.

He's one of those guys who is neither masculine or feminine. Just sort of sexually inert.

Anonymous said...

Those who think it's a "matter of "character, McCain did same to his first wife with his current wife, Cindy; he was just lucky there was no baby, however, an affair McCain's wife was recovering from a car accident that nearly killed her, leaving her wheelchair bound, overweight while McCain was doing the dirty with Cindy, before separation, divorce -- married Cindy one month after divorce. Both are creeps.

Anonymous said...

Agreed. Republican or Democrat: cheating on your sick spouse = douchebaggery all 'round.

Anonymous said...

"Dr." Laura did the same thing: Hook up with her present husband while he was still married (with children). She's pond scum.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I read this and am wondering why this is news???? I am sorry but this has become a nothing more than the same old, same old. People who hold power seem to all possess personal demons (or maybe this is human nature) that pushes them to sabotage themselves with their stupidity. This is nothing more than another example of it!!! The thing is, all the self-depricating people out there who think they, themselves are above any hint of moral flaw, seem to be the ones who scream the loudest. But, none of us are devoid of moral corruption! None of us. Not republicans, not democrats. Many would like to portray themselves as such, but our "moral society" is only hiding from the truth, using their idea of morality to wield as a weapon. I don't give a crap whether or not this guy has been cheating on his wife. It means nothing!!! To think that he or any one of us should be anything less than a flawed human being is the reality. All I want to know is what he or anyone of our elected officials are doing to fix this screwed up mess we have become. I'm sorry, but his penis isn't the head I worry about.

Anonymous said...

It's hard to imagine looking at her and getting an erection.

Designerbee said...

omg she looks exactly like Lorraine from MAD TV.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it great when the mistress is notably uglier than the wife?

Anonymous said...

I am from N.C. John Edwards is a scum bag and this does not surprise any of us here.

perchance said...

Two words: trick pelvis.

Anonymous said...

National Enquirer broke the Monica scandal. It will interesting to see how the lawsuit plays out from the reporters who were registered guests at the hotel while Edwards was not. All crazies.

Mackenzie said...

THIS CHICK WENT. She got dusted with blush and powder bc she is "perfect."

Anonymous said...

National Enquirer did not break the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Newsweek did.

decorno said...

Actually, Matt Drudge broke the story. He did so after he learned that Newsweek was holding back on it.

s. said...

I think you gave Dlisted an idea with all your steamy Disrobe and Fornicate with Pigeons talk. Except he's now taken it to the Chicken level; check out his latest entries! You incite all sorts of craziness, Decorno.

s. said...

I thought, that must simply be an unflattering photo of her. So I searched the internet and discovered that, no, she is in fact this hideous in every snapshot: http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/2007-10-10-rhunter.jpg

decorno said...

Wha? S, you need to send me a link...

s. said...

I can't seem to post the full link so just dig around the internet a bit. Her name is Rielle Hunter. Ugly hair and tacky clothes are the constant.

Strange how these powerful men (Clinton, Spitzer, etc) have access to all sorts of beauties and brilliant minds but choose to cheat with inferior specimens.