Friday, August 8, 2008

How to win your wife back:


Go shopping for clothes with the woman you were messing around with.

Oh, Balthazar. Figure it out, man.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sienna Miller: she really is this century's Edie Sedgwick. Totally useless.

Anonymous said...

Seeing that picture even makes me want to divorce him.

Nina79 said...

Why should she want him back?

Anonymous said...

He'll be doing the nanny in no time. Sienna does that to a man.

MaryBeth said...

I don't get it, she is beautiful and talented but why does she have to be b*tch and steal husbands? I am not excusing him, he is an a** for doing this to his wife but isn't he about the 3rd married man she has been with?? He is just a jerk, in the end he will lose his wife and kids, but hurt them in the process.

Anonymous said...

Captain douchebag and his wench.

Anonymous said...

They're both so C-list.

Anonymous said...

Can someone explain how a woman "steals" a husband? Why do we blame the other woman when a man cheats? Are men really so pathetic that they have no choice but to be sucked away from a happy home by a very seductive woman?

Creme de la Mode said...

OMG, they're sitting at the Coffee Bean in Malibu... I miss home so much.

Celia said...

God, I don't even know his wife but watching the pics from them in the holidays made me mad, lol...

Anonymous said...

How long before she's doing ProActiv commercials?

The Lil Bee said...

That is hysterical. Don't you love how he's looking around to see if anyone's watching?

mimi said...

Amen, Anon 9:10.

Oh, poor men, they lost their free will...

Whatev.

s. said...

Women who sleep with married men don't deserve all, or probably even most of, the hatred. However, they are certainly guilty of shitty behaviour and should not be excused as tho' they are somehow blameless.

Surely all of us women who are reading Decorno have had other women in our lives who went out of their way to seduce our men. My first year college roommate, for instance, would answer the door when my boyfriend came over clad in nothing but a transparent nightgown. Bitch made last year's rounds of Britney bare crotch shots look downright prudish in comparison. My boyfriend didn't cheat, but the grin on his face certainly didn't endear her to me... (Needless to say, she's now married to a very successful lawyer-turning-politico in DC)

knitwit said...

yeah, c'mon. The men involved are a88wipes but it's true -- we all know women who for whatever reason feel the need to "prove" how irresistible they are by trying to get attention from other womens' husbands & boyfriends. It's a function of patriarchy: they think having more men = having more power.

Anonymous said...

Why is it always "patriarchy" when women behave badly?

Why can't it be, oh, I don't know... "horniness"?

s. said...

I'm not buying the patriarchy excuse. If a woman wants power, she can bloody well bust her hump and earn some respect and Fuck-Off coin herself.

I'll blame bad parenting. Dads teach their sons practically from birth that "bros before hos" is a sacred truth. Why aren't Moms teaching their daughters to respect other women and not make plays for their husbands?

Anonymous said...

"Fuck Off coin" = the new Mad Money.