Which would be kinda fun, really.
Speaking of - are you superstitious? Do you pay attention to astrology and people's signs and all of that? I recently got a tiny little notebook to keep in my wallet and it has the Chinese animals and a list of the correlating years, so my party trick is to get people talking about if they are a pig or dragon or whatever and figure out what it all means. It's amusing. Sometimes it's spot-on. The Fortune Telling Birthday Book (HERE), is also weirdly perfect for the 12 or so people whose birthday's I've looked up.
Are you a believer? Do you think you are your "sign"?