Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Never saw this coming.


Joke. Of course I did. She's a clingy weirdo nutjob.


And, in related celeb commentary:
I loved how the People magazine with all the baby photos was like 98 pages of Angelina with a smirk on her face that seemed to say, "Suck it, Jen."

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least she was married once. Totally agree about Angelina's look.

Decorno said...

"At least she was married once."
Surely you are kidding.

Jennifer said...

Surely she will spin this in some sort of woe is me way. Cry me a fucking river.

Anonymous said...

The only words I take issue with are "weirdo nutjob." She not interesting enough to earn that label.

Anonymous said...

Decorno
Decorno

get some psych help

dude you are coming unhinged

picking on Jen is the best you can do?

what are you in third grade?

Anonymous said...

Jen--Get off the Internet and start the grieving process.

jozette said...

oh my. i had a comment all ready, but then i read the other comments and plum forgot what i was going to say. angelina jolie is pretty. that's all i got.

Sherry said...

Yay team Angelina. Jennifer is totally a dude with an expensive flat iron. Seriously, look at that jawline.

Anonymous said...

Decorno's vacation must be a real bummer because she's back on that "Mean Girl Syndrome" against sweet lovable Jen Aniston.


"Mean Girl Syndrome"
as explained by
psychiatrist Ann Saunders, associate professor of psychiatry at The University of Texas Medical School at Houston

http://www.healthleader.uthouston.edu/archive/children_teens/2004/girlbullies-0325.html

Saunders explains. “Adolescent girls are very sneaky. They whisper and pass notes and band together against one victim. The torture is done on the sly, out of view of watchful adults.” Their victims rarely know why they’ve been chosen, but once the girl bully makes the dreaded “cooties” diagnosis, the word spreads like a virus.

Yep Decorno has the syndrome all right.

Anonymous said...

anon 1:40--

1. Please explain your description of Jennifer Aniston as "lovable."

Did Vince Vaughn find her "lovable"? Did John Mayer? Brad Pitt?

2. Please explain how Decorno's comment on her publicly accessible blog, readable by anyone on the planet, are "very sneaky... done on the sly, out of view."

Anonymous said...

First of all, Vince Vaughn is brilliant (comedy takes thought) but I hear he might 'bend' the other way and it was a publicity pairing...normally I don't believe this sort of rumor but with them it seems plausible. Mayer is hot, seems smart enough, and young. He has too much living to do to settle down w/ anyone yet. But C'mon guys...Brad Pitt is SO stupid. Please listen to his vernacular and his mind-numbing words. I do not understand why Angelina is w/ him (yes, hot and rich but how boring after a while!) I would peg him at a 100 iq (IF even...and I have administered a lot of iq tests when I worked in schools) Angie is much brighter..Jen quite average but even SHE was smarter. And yes, agreed, something isn't all there in Jen although it seems to get worse w/ time. It's almost like she is believing what she is reading. Didn't she seem to have a little more confidence back in the Friends days?

Anonymous said...

"Back in the Friends days," she got a million dollars an episode and was married to Brad Pitt. No wonder she was more confident.

Anonymous said...

PS: I'm not buying that Angie is "much brighter" than Brad. Probably just a savvier packager of herself as a product or a brand.

And Vince being gay? Not feelin' it.

s. said...

Oh please. Vince is as queer as a $2 bill. I wish he'd just come out and frolic as a gay man instead of having ridiculous fauxmances with the likes of Maniston. I love him. He deserves better than living in the closet.

And 10:39 - are you insane? "At least she was married once..." I don't even really understand what you mean by this. That it's okay to be publicly dumped again considering she's already been publicly cast aside by her husband?
Or that it's so much better to be a divorcee than someone who's never had a failed marriage?

Anonymous said...

Vince Vaughn? I doubt it.

And in addition to offering no evidence, you undermine your claim further by saying "queer as a TWO dollar bill." Two-dollar bills aren't queer.

Sez Wik:

"The United States two-dollar bill ($2) is a current denomination of U.S. currency." The president on it is Thomas Jefferson.

s. said...
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s. said...

No, really. He IS gay.

Anonymous said...

Nah.

Anonymous said...

Well thank goodness he is dumping her or whatever. Who even thinks John Mayer is cute? I wouldn't date him if he were the last man on earth. Go find a handsome nice man Jen and be happy! He wasn't worth it, girl.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the fact John Mayer has a head the size of Oklahoma, hes is proven to be run around sue

I mean who hasn't he slept with? Jen is lucky she is not diseased

I say go forth Jen and find a hottie whilst there is still time

As for the antiquated custom of marriage I say let the gays have marriage because they stand a better chance then straight people

Face it all straights know how to do is head to divorce court which is trauma or be stuck in marriage for all eternity with some octogenarian alzheimers patient

Jen is so lucky and so free
at least she won't have giant headed brats

Anonymous said...

To me Angelina (from the Interviews I've seen) seems a bit full of herself. 'I'm so deep, I'm a mother, I've seen the light.' I prefer people who don't take themselfs so good damn serious, but hey, maybe she is much different behind closed doors.
John Mayer is a douchbag and blabbers on about his personal life on his blog. Why would you want to date him? His music isn't very good and he isn't that hot.
Jen should maybe date a man with less looks and more brains.

Maybe 'at least she was married once' as opposed to Angelina and Brad living in sin?

Anonymous said...

Ok, has everyone forgotten Angelina's weirdness? She used to wear a vial of BillyBob's blood around her neck for god's sake! It's very funny to see the saintly world-saving mother phase she's in now. Which is a little tricky with all the trucker tattoos. And modeling for St. John knits, clothes a grandmother would wear??? Puh-lease. She's so into her own deep and serious actor self and Brad's just a pitiful sucker.
Jen's a little whiney but at least she seems real.

Anonymous said...

Angelina has 6 infants/toddlers and right now it's all cute and fun, but there will be much more fun stuff to write about as they all get older, and not so cute.

All of them are messed up.

Anonymous said...

Boy Brad looks bad in that picture. Like if he were a character in a 1940s cartoon, his name would be "Doofy" or "Bone-Head."

alis said...

Decorno, please explain why you hate Jen Aniston. I'm only asking because she gets on my nerves so much, but I can't put my finger on "why?". I suspect it is because she seems way overrated, with her "great style" and all, but surely she must have done something that left a bad taste in my mouth despite me not remembering what it is.

Anonymous said...

No no, he looks like Jughead, he just needs the hat.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Aniston without "Friends" = Sienna Miller.

decorno said...

Alis,

So glad you asked. This is why:

Ms. Aniston seems totally humorless to me. She seems like she cannot control the press about her. She could have managed some deft counter-attacks in the months and years after her divorce, but didn't, so what we were left with were stories like the profile in Vanity Fair which painted her as a chain-smoking, self-absorbed, humorless chick who fed on a steady diet of self-help books.

She doesn't appear to have interests beyond licking her wounds.

She's not a great actress. She seems overly interested in her body and her hair. She seems like a total bore, and a bottomless pit of need.

Mostly, I like to make fun of her because (quite surprisingly to me) there are people who will defend her on this very blog and I like to annoy them. Hopefully to the point where they will go leave comments on other "nice" blogs.

nrichie2345 said...

Nice call...I hate jennifer aniston she's pathetic and boring

alis said...

I was thinking about this over the weekend (for like, 2 minutes though) and I decided it must be the reasons you listed, and also I remembered something else she did that DID annoy me: She didn't speak to her mother for YEARS, and had no intention to, until her divorce. If she can speak to her after her divorce I guess what she did wasn't so bad in the first place. I'm freaked out by ppl who estranged from their family members, that kind of act requires some serious stubbornness and pigheadedness.

Anonymous said...

Then you are going to be freaked out by Angelina, who is estranged from her father.

Anonymous said...

Today is the first day I've ever seen/read this blog, and I luuuv it!! I don't know 'Jen,' and don't really care to. What I do think is funny, is that reading through this blog makes it seem like 'Anonymous' has multiple personalities!! It's like arguing with yourself on a blog... LOVING IT, and looking forward to more laughs. (just for the heck of it, I'll call myself "Anonymous")

Anonymous said...

Compared to, say, Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor, Brangelina are like Miley Cyrus and a random Jonas Brother.

CamilleC said...

I know I'm so late but I love this post. I'm a huge Brad Pitt fan and even bigger Angelina fan and always thought they would make a perfect couple (even in her 'Girl Interrupted Days'). Nothing against Jennifer Aniston but I never liked Brad Pitt with her. Always thought he could do better. I can say that b/c I have nothing to do with them but still managed to get some satisfaction from the way things turned out. It's like the universe agreed with me.

Snark!