Tuesday, September 30, 2008

"I have a vast variety of sources..."


Oh god, this is so painful and yet so yummy and yet so cringe worthy and yet so fabulous. I can't even stand it! It's delightful.

Watch it HERE, at Gawker, my own single, non-vast, news source.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

jesus h...she makes me feel like a suicidal clown!

Anonymous said...

Katie Couric's withering look SLAYS me during the "vast variety of sources" part.

It makes me giggle to think that SP makes Katie seem hardass.

The whole thing is delightful, yes. This makes me so happy.

So Haute said...

wow...there are no words...

amymezzell said...

I can't possibly imagine her getting any worse, yet I think she will. My biggest hope is that she'll do lots of this stuff Thursday night so more and more people will see how pathetic she is.

mamacita said...

Da-yum.

tibs said...

Firstly - hello from an avid ICKH reader! I'm lovin' the radio show.

And secondly - I am damn near GIDDY with excitement for the VP debate. Between her deer-in-the-headlights looks, the neverending monologues that fail to say a damn thing, and the utter nonsense that comes out of that woman's mouth - that debate is gonna rock like nuthin' we've seen before.

Bring it the f*ck on, Sarracuda.

Decorina said...

She is the master of linguistic pretzels. Hope she serves some up on Thursday.

Anonymous said...

My brain keeps telling me it is a SNL skit and I keep having to remind myself, "actually no, this is real,this is not SNL, this is not Punked, this is REAL!

Anonymous said...

The debate is definitely going to be better entertainment than the Olympics, than the final episode of Sex and the City, than all the Sopranos combined!~~!!

I'm stocking up on fancy hors d'oeuvre and mixers. Bring a friend!

Anonymous said...

What if this really was a Punked episode? I could totally see it.

Still marveling at the morning-after pill-gay friend segway. How she do that?? Think I need to go back and watch it in slomo.

Ivy Lane said...

I can't wait til tomorrow night's debate! Wow... I think my 12 year old niece could do better in that interview!

Anonymous said...

shit, Ivy Lane, *I* could do better in that interview.. My DOG could do better. At least she knows when to shut the hell up.

Anonymous said...

Positively salivatin' (I dropped the g in her honor) at the prospect of this approaching train wreck during prime time.

And HELL yes, "let her be herself" - makes it all the more priceless and a trove of fodder for Friday's news (and Saturday's and Sunday's and Monday's and....)

Anonymous said...

P.S. "don't you know"
please see you tube video "How to Speak Canadian"...

Then, promptly add an "eh?" to the end... Ta da!!! a Canadian Mountie accent.

CashmereLibrarian said...

This just makes me very, very tired.
Re Anon at 5:50: I had to stop reading the Onion after Bush was elected. The mock headlines seemed all too likely.

LindsB said...

amymezzel- shes worse than watching Miss South Carolina try and answer a question!

I too am very much looking forward to watching her fall on her face during the debate- it will be like National comedy hour!

Kwana said...

I'se just shakin' my head.

Melissa H said...

Love it. What's with the morning after pill-homosexuality transition? Is this because she wanted to change the subject or because she thought homosexuals take the morning after pill?

Decorina said...

Transition? She doesn't need a stinkin' transition. She is Joe Six Pack, silly.

Iheartfashion said...

The clips just keep getting better and better! She honestly couldn't think of the name of a single magazine or newspaper?

Anonymous said...

*cringe*

Anonymous said...

Masterfjul BSer - puff, fluff, no stuff.

Anonymous said...

This forum is clearly full of intelligent, bright independent thinking individuals. Sadly many others just do what they are told and believe things without ever questioning. When it comes to politics, there is a mad love of mediocrity in this country. Demand more. your worth it!!

Anonymous said...

I've seen the blip played over and over on TV; each time I think, OH MY GOD. Seriously. This is so embarassing for Alaskans, women, and the Canadian Mounties alike. I can't believe she isn't just pulling the 'gotta go take care of the fam' card and getting the hell out! She CANNOT be proud of these interviews. This is just sad.

PS: our newspaper source in AK is called, 'The Anchorage Daily News.' It's not that fucking hard to remember. (and even THEY support Obama!!)

From: an Alaskan NOT voting Palin/McCain!!!

Anonymous said...

Did the Republican party just give her a Thesaurus and say, fuck it... you're on your own? You can see the hampsters racing each time she throws down some vocab... And she's so good at going on and on and on, that pretty soon, EVEN I FORGOT WHAT THE QUESTION WAS!

Mike and McGee said...

Every time I think it can't get any worse, it does. Sarah Palin scares the bejeezus out of me. The idea of this woman becoming Vice-President and possibly President of the United States is terrifying.

Anonymous said...

Here's an interesting article about what it's like to debate Palin (by a past Alaskan gubernatorial candidate):

http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/1001/p09s01-coop.html

politicallyconcerned said...

I asked my 12 year old son the same question.

I quickly responded that he reads the Atlanta Journal Constitution during the week and the New York Times on weekends.

Let's draft my son!

Anonymous said...

Dear anon Alaskan,

Don't worry... we don't think you're all like her. :)

Anonymous said...

Dude, what happened to the misogyny thread?

Anonymous said...

What will we replace "dude" and "bro" with when Dude Nation collapses (under the weight of its own Awesomeness)?

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