Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I know it's not ladylike, but I really just want to punch this guy in the nuts.





It occurs to me that Our Lady of Pop Culture Blogging, SGM*, does not blog about this show. Maybe it's because she, too, can't stand this fucking guy.

I just want to buy him some Afrin, a bucket of Vicks VapoRub, and a humidifier. He always sounds so congested. It's wrong.

He's on THIS show if you're lucky enough to not yet know who this douchie is.


*If you do not read Scented Glossy Magazines, you need to start. She covers all kinds of trash TV like no other. She is the reason I was a late-season adopter of Bravo's Flipping out because her RECAPS were so hilarious, I knew I was missing out on something good.

40 comments:

French said...

This is hilarious~~~found your blog via desire to inspire then someone else I think (lol) My husband and I were just talking about this KID hubby said he wants to punch him too~~~he he apparently the image he is trying to achieve is working! French;)

Heidz said...

Ugh. This kid truly annoys me. I love watching "The Soup" where they constantly make fun of him.

RobtW said...

He's dead on the inside, and on the outside, well, something much worse than dead...

Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator said...

PLUS...

SGM is married to scrumptious Frank. grrrrrrr...

Sacheverelle said...

I just saw this show for the first time today. He looks like he is 16 years old..And his hair is ridiculous.

marc said...

Punch him in the nuts? Good luck finding them.

AT THE PICKLED HUTCH said...

How funny. I just watched this show for the first time tonight and had a nauseating reaction to this priss. What is up with that haircut and all the hairspray?
Lisa & Alfie

hello gorgeous said...

Oh, yeah, because you are so ladylike, Decorno. *wink*

I have only seen SGM refer to this show as a "douche extravaganza." Right on.

And the hair was a mistake in the 70s and still is, baby Chad. Now go do your homework.

Anonymous said...

i feel bad for the nice, cute one on the show for being lumped in with the other two d-bags. the other smarmy guy was arrested last week for stealing artwork from properties he has listed!

Amy said...

UGH! YOU are so right...I started laughing the minute I saw the post title and the picture.

Maya said...

While he's at the drugstore for Vicks and a humidifier, someone should also introduce him to the NetiPot. Maybe then he'd be able to smell his own foul personality, and do something about that as well. Baby steps!

Your words pull me through my day.

Mint Julep said...

Ha! Me too!

sara said...

So funny! He annoys me to no end. That hair us just the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Oh and get this: the "kid" is 30 years old. True story.

*PrairieGirl* said...

my husband saw him and wondered why that kid has the dorothy hamill haircut.

what i can't figure out, is why people who are willing to spend millions of dollars on a house want some idiot kid handling the transaction for them. (maybe they think it's dorothy hamill circa 1976??)

Anonymous said...

Not Dorothy Hamill. The Monkees.

tula said...

yep. he is super douchey.

~M said...

Just the picture alone is douchey. I could not watch this show, but know about it from The Soup.

Anonymous said...

He is like a castrated Ramone.

SGM said...

I will hold him down while you punch him in the nuts. Or, maybe kick him in the nuts. With golf shoes on. Then we'll shave his head and send him to work for Jeff Lewis.

That should do it.

To Harvey: scrumptious doesn't even BEGIN to do him justice. ;)

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Kwana said...

You just kill me. He really does need the Vicks. You are dead on.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea who he is, nor do I care.

Maria said...

i got sucked into watching this show last night. i'm so excited that i found a new use for ziplock bags - ziplock everything! all the time.

Sarah said...

I had the same feeling while watching this show two nights ago. I want to take garden shears to his head! Did you see the episode where he was at the salon and he took the bottle of hairspray to his head for a solid 10 minutes? Classic.

Tara.Fields said...

Ha! I don't get any tv, but was unfortunately subjected to 800 years of Hannah Montana in the course of 1.5 hours when my nieces visited a few weeks back. I had assumed this guy was from that show - where all the boys have the exact same haircut. I can't believe that guy is 30 - I can't imagine a sane adult human wanting to do anything with his nuts other than punch them. [shiver]

pve design said...

Why do people in real estate have such bad hair?
Have you seen his girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

I think this guy is really Paris Hilton in a 1970s Sonny Bono wig. On the next episode she's gonna rip the wig off and say, "That's right you bitches. It's me and I'm HOT!"

Anonymous said...

Does "it" even have nuts?

Linda Lou said...

Maybe he is wearing a wig, does he think he is Paul McCartney or another Beatle?? i used to work in real estate and can't imagine any high end clients using this weirdo do handle their transactions!!!

Anonymous said...

I think all three of them are annoying, but got to tell ya, I just watched yesterday's episode on tivo and I loved every minute of it. Loved it. Loved it. How can you not enjoy watching how crazy these guys and their overextended crazy clients are?!

madelene farin said...

Buy him a decent haircut while you're at it!

Ellie said...

Josh is loads worse, if you ask me. His sense of entitlement curdles my innards. TVGasm does an absolutely hilarious recap of this show, too.

Anonymous said...

Uhh... I've never even seen the show and this is the first time I've seen this kid, but the hatred is pouring out of me just looking at this photo! Does that mean I need some kind of therapy?

Oh, and pleeeease don't compare him to ANY of the Ramones! This ass is not even remotely cool enough to be mentioned in the same whisper.

Anonymous said...

He has his own blog! For your entertainment and viewing pleasure: http://chadrogersblog.com/

parkingspot said...

I couldn't agree more. He's such an asswipe. Thank you for reaffirming my disgust.

becky from hatch said...

So funny, my colleague James and I were emailing about how much we hate Chad yesterday. That hair! That voice! I've had my mother sending me photos of me with my Dorothy Hamill haircut in the 70s so I can post about his hair. BTW, I saw on bravotv.com yesterday that he got it cut. I want to throw a match on that hairspray whenever he opens his mouth.

Christine in DC said...

Hadn't seen this until just now--and OMG, how annoying. Let's go beat him up together!

pinkstilettos said...

I don't know who he is but not really feeling the haircut! Daisy~

Anonymous said...

he could live with the punching in the nuts

better

the thing he couldn't survive

cut his hair

thats my fantasy cut off the bowl