Friday, April 3, 2009

Best episode and best recap ever.


Even if you don't watch those monsters on Real Housewives of New York, you must read THIS recap by the brilliantly funny SGM. Seriously.


And read news about this insane woman HERE.

24 comments:

Ben said...

Seriously? You just made my day! That recount of the episode was amazing!

Anonymous said...

OK, I couldn't remember how I found SGM but it must have been you.† Thank you!

raine turner said...

If this show was not so true of how women (some) act it would not be so funny.
BUT- that Kelly girl is rated as being 54- okay so I still want to look like that at 54!
Much better then the OC girls- those ones are so fluff headed and boy crazy----.
Train recks all over the place- no need to gossip about your own neighbours anymore!

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jamieofalltrades said...

Yes, I watch. I'm a little embarrassed but I do. The whole time I was watching this I kept thinking... "I can't wait for Andy Cohen to recap this in the reunion special!"

luvmechoos said...

so glad you did a post on this. My guilty pleasure.
Kelly is delusional, total train wreck. I'm definitely on team Betheney!

gatherings home said...

SGM does the most insane recounts! I burst out everytime...my husband just looks at me and shakes his head. I'm okay with that, really.

The Squirrel Girl said...

That recap was amazing. Thanks for sharing.

Andrea V. said...

The article says that Kelly is FIFTY-FOUR??????? 54 fucking years old? No way. Am I reading something wrong? I just re-read it three times and drew the same conclusion each time.

That episode was hands-down THA BESS! They are all so wretched and phony! (except Bethenny, I kinda like her..but the others? Pure garbage)

Andrea V. said...

Ummmm. Nevermind. maybe I should have consulted wiki BEFORE posting. She was born in 68' which would make her 40 or 41. Okay. That makes more sense.

KT said...

The recap almost made me pee my pants (I'm sure you wanted to know that).Laughed so hard. SGM rocks.

DesignUtopia said...

Fabulous Friday! What a great treat!!!! :o)

red ticking said...

you are too funny... this is my guilty pleasure...and poor bethany..

alissa said...

haha thats awesome. i just started watching this show...and cant stand kelly. glad im not the only one.
shes seriously on something

Anonymous said...

Just read that recap after 4 cocktails....HILARIOUS!!! Kelly is an idiot and hello...why is she so tan? She looks like she sits in a tanning bed all day. LOVE Bethenny...she is HILARIOUS. She calls a spade a spade and does wicked impersonations.

And Kelly, can we move on from the sweater dresses?

Anonymous said...

Sooo dull and boring.

Too much like the trivial middle-school drama of my children.

Anonymous said...

So insipid and tacky.

I guess that's why we like it; it makes us feel superior.

pillow mint said...

thanks, decorno!
do you watch too?
I secretly dvr it -- after one too many eye rolls from my beloved, i decided to spare him. that and the fact i don't want him knowing how much i enjoy such smut!
sgm rocks!

Sherry said...

You SO made my weekend!

Anonymous said...

I just laughed out loud - thanks for sharing!!

Deb said...

HaHaHaHa!!!! Didn't this woman go to Columbia? What an airhead! And if she doesn't think her shit doesnt' stink, she's wrong! I can smell it all the way to North Carolina! I love Bethany. She's level headed and has her stuff together. I'd swear Kelly is on drugs. Where do they find these people???? But LOL though!

Anonymous said...

Please do a feature on Jill's horror of an apartment. And what mid century modern actually means. Those P-O-P tables look as if they've been rescued from the dumpster behind Studio 54!

Liza said...

She's awful!