Friday, June 12, 2009


"I wouldn't regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren't together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options." - FHM, June 2007


"Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it." - Esquire, June 2009


She's hilarious.

HERE.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

It cracks me up that the posed her in front of books.

Nikki said...

I didn't like her before, but now I do. Too funny. Thanks for that!

Kimberly Julie said...

Hahaha. She is quite the rebel... and I like it.

The Voices of Nerd Fancy: said...

I think I've just crossed some kind of thereshold. In my 20s I would have been jealous of her extreme sexiness. Now, I'm like, "Good for her."

Lolo said...

I can't watch her in movies but I think her quotes are perfection.

Anonymous said...

Seriously guys? She's an idiot! I'm glad she's pretty though. Stupid people need some way to make money. She's got a good 5 years ahead of her. Hope she opens a retirement account now, cause all she's going to be able to do is make third rate porno flicks by the time she's thirty.

the quarter rat said...

And I'll watch them, Anon 9:18

Siiri said...

At least they put her in a good dress, and an interesting backdrop. I'm more interested in what she's wearing and sitting on, then her. I can't decide if she's snarky, or vapid. I'm leaning towards vapid, but she THINKS she's snarky.....

Anonymous said...

She is pretty but trying to pull an Angelina...and Angelina was better at it. This girl doesn't have the brains to back up her young, trashy years...(the way Angelina did) Yes, I do hope she's saving some money for the later years.

leni said...

She's very pretty. My best friend sent me this link about her "only flaw". So funny that people would even notice!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/11/megan-fox-thumb-photos/

Jane said...

I don't know. I think she's pretty vacant really, it just comes across like she's trying too hard. I'm not a fan of Angelina Jolie by any means but she makes Megan look a bit hysterical. I think she will say anything to avoid being perceived as the token beauty but it somehow rings hollow.

Anonymous said...

I think she'll be a hot disaster when she has aged...think Janice Dickinson.

Cristina said...

I like her because she's not the best actress but she KNOWS she's not the best actress. People get all up in arms because she knows she's not ugly. gasp! She's using this to her full advantage and good for her.

and if Angelina Jolie makes her look hysterical I must have the wrong idea about people wearing vials of human blood.

s. said...

I hope she stays like this and doesn't change, as angie did, to try to appear profound once she grows tired of being seen as the hot rebel.

Hanako66 said...

total girl crush

Decorno said...

Cristina - comment of the week award.

Our Entertainment Weekly just arrived and I read the interview with her. Like her even more now than I did this morning. She's clearly a smart girl. Sharp.

Sacheverelle said...

I have never really liked Angelina Jolie. She appears to take herself too seriously. She has no sense of humor & I always thought she resembled a post-op tranny with that weird jawline (not that there's anything wrong with that) but MEGAN is the shit. She is totally smoking hot, says amusing things & seems honest & way less affected...so far, at least.
Much more interesting to read about, anyway. Hope she stays around.

Nina79 said...

I would have probably never read those comments if you hadnt pointed them out to me Decorno.

As far as the Angelina Jolie comparison: don't really see it and I never really understood the whole Angelina hype, still don't. She's pretty, but not a really good actress.

Can't really say if Megan is a good actress (onyl seen Transformers), but I like her openness and frankness. The things she sais about Hollywood seem spot on and I much prefer her statements to the lame 'oh, it was so GREAT working with that person' that normally goes on in interviews. Let's face it, most interviews are boring and interchangeable.

And I think she is right about a lot of things she sais about female stereotypes. This double standard of women being whores when they enjoy sex (with multiple partners no the less) and men being studs. I completly agree with her on that one. It would be interesting to see what she sais when she's thirty or forty.

iona said...

I know I'm a couple of generations away from this and way too old to be reading your blog but NOW I understand why my 26 year old daughter never laughs at my jokes. Decorno, you are wise beyond your ears!! A very insightful post.
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Anonymous said...

But she fucked Brian Austin Greene.

Anonymous said...

and he clearly fucked her brains out.

Kwana said...

That was a fun link. I've never paid attention to her but I will now. She's not stupid. This is may favorite quote:

"I'm actually frightened of [Angelina Jolie]. I haven't had the opportunity to meet her and I try to avoid that because I'm afraid. Angelina's a powerful person and I bet she would eat me alive. I guess that is why I'm afraid of her."

Who doesn't feel this way?

Anonymous said...

meh. I'm tired of the whole "She's in on the joke that is her own mediocrity" defense.

Her snarkiness doesn't seem smart so much as synthetic. An imitation of something she's heard done by people smarter than her. It's just another career move.

You have one life. Find something you're more than mediocre at. I'd have more respect for her if she cleaned houses, or worked at a dry cleaner, if she was a better dry cleaner than she is an actress.

Whitney Gray said...

i am enamored. http://enamored-alifeofindulgence.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

aren't actors and actresses briefed before their interviews by their pr people (in the same way that a presidential speech is the sum of 50 writers)? how do we know that she's even thoughts these thoughts?

nothing against her, she's pretty and i kind of like the vibe she puts out, but honestly celebrity interviews are nothing more then exercises in keeping the celebrity machine going. and these quotes are intentionally provocative.....they really don't tell you anything more about her then her lines in a movie.

Katie said...

I can't decide if she's just weirdly snarky/sarcastic and actually smart, or if she's just a total idiot.

Anonymous said...

I guess Patty wasn't all that exciting.

nicolette said...

I'm kind of neutral about her, but I have to admit, the remarks cracked me up.

Also, Anonymous, not sure if it was your intention, but even though you didn't register a name, the consistent tone seems to suggest a person who just doesn't like her.

Creme de la mode said...

She just earned my respect for that one.

Melissa said...

ha! i kind of fell in love with her after i read all those quotes and then today i saw this: http://www.dlisted.com/node/32554 - that poor boy may never recover.