Friday, August 14, 2009

The big topic at the pool yesterday was...


anal bleaching. I had no idea this was happening. To anyone.

Oh my.

63 comments:

Anonymous said...

Laura Bush has been advocating this. "This has been a God-send for George and me," she told the AARP magazine.

Anonymous said...

Jenna Jameson - first time I ever heard of it.

Emily said...

AAAHHH!!!!! Why? Why. Why? No! Why?

David said...

It starts with some odd-but-benign procedure like this and before you know it someone has unleashed the Jocelyn Wildenstein of assholes.

wool and misc said...

OMFG! I just, literally like 30 seconds ago, talked about this.

HEHE!

Kwana said...

Haaaa! I did hear of this from the Bruno movie I think. Ouch.

Amandromeda said...

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Nikki said...

Yes, it's crazy! I saw the creme on dailycandy once, it was called bunghole and I clicked on it cause I thought it was a new restaurant. I will never eat there ;)

Anonymous said...

I first heard of this on fark.com in reference to one of the Friends actresses (with the initials CC). After reading the wiki entry, I can't help but wonder if this is the cream MJ used to bleach his skin to disguise his vitilago. One would think people would have other things to worry about.

mamacita said...

I had assumed that you went to anal bleaching parties with SGM, Elaine and the gang at least once a month.

Welcome home, ho.

Anonymous said...

You can paint a hallway as light and airy as you please, but it still echos when you toss a hotdog down it.

Anonymous said...

Lemon scented bleach would be nice.

Anonymous said...

did you not get the daily candy a few months ago about bung-glow? a product to bleach your bung-hole? look it up...

JJ said...

Unfortunately, this is old news. How you managed to live in the, ahem, dark on this one is amazing to me though. You're my expert on these types of convos.

Anonymous said...

Okay. This is totally crazy, unnecessary, expensive and potentially harmful.

Who comes up with these notions of "beauty?"

As something of a vampire, myself, who wouldn't dream of baring that much skin in public, I'm really not too phased by this "trend."

Anonymous said...

i believe waxing is also popular.

Ivy Lane said...

"Oh My" is right...what the hell..

terre said...

i love the title of the article in the village voice: Pucker Up: Britesmile for Bungholes: Investigating the latest craze in bodily beautification: anal bleaching by Tristan Taormino, July 11, 2005

YEESH.

Anonymous said...

This was a topic of heated debate on The Skirted Roundtable.

Anonymous said...

Comment of the Day Award:

"it was called bunghole and I clicked on it cause I thought it was a new restaurant."

Anonymous said...

It wasn't Laura Bush, it was Barbara Bush. She said, and I quote (AARP) "This procedure has give me such freedom so late in life. This has been a God-send to George and me. It has released so many inhibitions for both of us". She went on to say that she ADVISED Laura to have it done. So, it was Barbara who is actually advocating the procedure, not Laura. Get it right.

Heidi said...

Is this one to add to the bucket list then?

Anonymous said...

Courtney Cox? Really?

(I bet all the Arquettes do it.)

Anonymous said...

Predictions

Next trend: Starfish liner. It's just like lip liner, except it's not.

Followed by...

Starfish liner tattoos - all the snowbillies get starfish tattoos.

Visual Vamp said...

Bruno. You haven't seen Bruno?
xo xo

Amy said...

I will always think of the movie "Bruno" when I hear of this now. Go see it and you'll understand.

design citation said...

OH YEAH! An LA producer told me that Jack Nicholson demands it of his girlfriends. I heard this about 5 years ago. Hollywood is so advanced!

Anonymous said...

Late to the anal-lightening party, Decorno! Are you losing your touch? Too much limoncello can make a girl forget even the most important of information...

leni said...

that's disturbing! i'm really wishing that you didn't tell me that. i can't get that image out of my mind!

Sacheverelle said...

You guys do realize that Laura Bush story isn't real, right?
It was a joke on "The Spoof"..
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i23544#this

Sacha Baron Cohen did have the bleaching done for that movie "Bruno" & apparently had a horrible reaction to the procedure.
As I would think many folks do cause your applying a bleach to sensitive membranal tissue.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/08/sacha-baron-anal-bleaching-was-pain-in-the-ass/

Sacheverelle said...

Decorno, I guess it's been a while. Since when did you start going through the trouble of approving your comments?

Decorno said...

Oh, I turned on comment approval while I was traveling for the past month. I didn't want to think flame wars were happening without me here to witness.

Anonymous said...

oh god, she's back.

Linda said...

I had thought that I had heard everything. Apparently not. Oh my.

Tami said...

It's a good thing I'm black and my hole is just black anyway! LOL

Chukker said...

You are great!

Anonymous said...

"membranal" is a word?

Anonymous said...

"membranal" is a word?

Decorina said...

Mamacita said it all.

Down Pillow said...

I'm not sure what I like more... the article... or the comments! Thanks for making me smile on a Monday!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but this conversation is simply fulgar.

Richie Designs said...

Waxing is quite enough for me

Iheartfashion said...

Simon Doonan wrote a funny article on this a while back.

Jen said...

Heavens to betsy.
I wonder what the poor people are doing... starving, perhaps?

Anyway, I could think of only one practical (as opposed to freakily vain) reason for this: IPL hair removal. When the laser hits darker patches of skin, it REALLLLY hurts. However I imagine the bleach would also bleach hair lighter, meaning the laser wouldn't work so well (it's best on darker hair).

So, back to square one, as it were. This is freaky.


Do Jack Nicholson's girlfriends demand he bleach his brain in exchange?

Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator, said...

It's never going to be like a beautiful sunset on the beach down there. Lower your expectations, everyone!

Jill said...

Didn't Margaret Cho do this live on her reality show?

Judy said...

I also heard that Jack Nicholson demanded it of his love interest at the time, Lara Flynn Boyle. He should've been fattening her up a little instead of making her insecure about her heiney hole.

Anonymous said...

The important question I want to know is how often do you have to bleach?

Mrs. George H.W. Bush said...

You all are horrible, horrible people, making fun of a debilitating medical condition.

(Anon 12:08 PM: Every 5 days.)

Anonymous said...

ok, so you bleach it.. from dark to white..
but, does it make it taste like chicken?

Wendy said...

PLEASE can we have a new post? Every time I check, I get that awful graphic of an.....

Anonymous said...

Yep, Laura Ingraham is right. It's just more of the 'pornification' of America...add that to waxing, Britney, Paris and pretty much the whole left coast...

Anonymous said...

I love porn.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever seen Laura Ingraham? She could use a little pornifying.

MEADE DESIGN GROUP said...

These comments are very illustrative. I never heard such a thing. This is hilarious.

...love Maegan said...

omg you didn't know? lol. Maybe it's because I live in the Porn capital of the world, THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY that I knew that. LOLOLOL. All I think of is a HOT BURNING MESS.

Anonymous said...

"Illustrative"?

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