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anal bleaching. I had no idea this was happening. To anyone. Oh my.
Laura Bush has been advocating this. "This has been a God-send for George and me," she told the AARP magazine.
Jenna Jameson - first time I ever heard of it.
AAAHHH!!!!! Why? Why. Why? No! Why?
It starts with some odd-but-benign procedure like this and before you know it someone has unleashed the Jocelyn Wildenstein of assholes.
OMFG! I just, literally like 30 seconds ago, talked about this. HEHE!
Haaaa! I did hear of this from the Bruno movie I think. Ouch.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yes, it's crazy! I saw the creme on dailycandy once, it was called bunghole and I clicked on it cause I thought it was a new restaurant. I will never eat there ;)
I first heard of this on fark.com in reference to one of the Friends actresses (with the initials CC). After reading the wiki entry, I can't help but wonder if this is the cream MJ used to bleach his skin to disguise his vitilago. One would think people would have other things to worry about.
I had assumed that you went to anal bleaching parties with SGM, Elaine and the gang at least once a month. Welcome home, ho.
You can paint a hallway as light and airy as you please, but it still echos when you toss a hotdog down it.
Lemon scented bleach would be nice.
did you not get the daily candy a few months ago about bung-glow? a product to bleach your bung-hole? look it up...
Unfortunately, this is old news. How you managed to live in the, ahem, dark on this one is amazing to me though. You're my expert on these types of convos.
Okay. This is totally crazy, unnecessary, expensive and potentially harmful. Who comes up with these notions of "beauty?"As something of a vampire, myself, who wouldn't dream of baring that much skin in public, I'm really not too phased by this "trend."
i believe waxing is also popular.
"Oh My" is right...what the hell..
i love the title of the article in the village voice: Pucker Up: Britesmile for Bungholes: Investigating the latest craze in bodily beautification: anal bleaching by Tristan Taormino, July 11, 2005YEESH.
This was a topic of heated debate on The Skirted Roundtable.
Comment of the Day Award:"it was called bunghole and I clicked on it cause I thought it was a new restaurant."
It wasn't Laura Bush, it was Barbara Bush. She said, and I quote (AARP) "This procedure has give me such freedom so late in life. This has been a God-send to George and me. It has released so many inhibitions for both of us". She went on to say that she ADVISED Laura to have it done. So, it was Barbara who is actually advocating the procedure, not Laura. Get it right.
Is this one to add to the bucket list then?
Courtney Cox? Really? (I bet all the Arquettes do it.)
PredictionsNext trend: Starfish liner. It's just like lip liner, except it's not.Followed by...Starfish liner tattoos - all the snowbillies get starfish tattoos.
Bruno. You haven't seen Bruno?xo xo
I will always think of the movie "Bruno" when I hear of this now. Go see it and you'll understand.
OH YEAH! An LA producer told me that Jack Nicholson demands it of his girlfriends. I heard this about 5 years ago. Hollywood is so advanced!
Late to the anal-lightening party, Decorno! Are you losing your touch? Too much limoncello can make a girl forget even the most important of information...
that's disturbing! i'm really wishing that you didn't tell me that. i can't get that image out of my mind!
You guys do realize that Laura Bush story isn't real, right?It was a joke on "The Spoof"..http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i23544#thisSacha Baron Cohen did have the bleaching done for that movie "Bruno" & apparently had a horrible reaction to the procedure.As I would think many folks do cause your applying a bleach to sensitive membranal tissue.http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/08/sacha-baron-anal-bleaching-was-pain-in-the-ass/
Decorno, I guess it's been a while. Since when did you start going through the trouble of approving your comments?
Oh, I turned on comment approval while I was traveling for the past month. I didn't want to think flame wars were happening without me here to witness.
oh god, she's back.
I had thought that I had heard everything. Apparently not. Oh my.
It's a good thing I'm black and my hole is just black anyway! LOL
You are great!
"membranal" is a word?
Mamacita said it all.
I'm not sure what I like more... the article... or the comments! Thanks for making me smile on a Monday!
Sorry, but this conversation is simply fulgar.
Waxing is quite enough for me
Simon Doonan wrote a funny article on this a while back.
Heavens to betsy.I wonder what the poor people are doing... starving, perhaps?Anyway, I could think of only one practical (as opposed to freakily vain) reason for this: IPL hair removal. When the laser hits darker patches of skin, it REALLLLY hurts. However I imagine the bleach would also bleach hair lighter, meaning the laser wouldn't work so well (it's best on darker hair).So, back to square one, as it were. This is freaky.Do Jack Nicholson's girlfriends demand he bleach his brain in exchange?
It's never going to be like a beautiful sunset on the beach down there. Lower your expectations, everyone!
Didn't Margaret Cho do this live on her reality show?
I also heard that Jack Nicholson demanded it of his love interest at the time, Lara Flynn Boyle. He should've been fattening her up a little instead of making her insecure about her heiney hole.
The important question I want to know is how often do you have to bleach?
You all are horrible, horrible people, making fun of a debilitating medical condition.(Anon 12:08 PM: Every 5 days.)
ok, so you bleach it.. from dark to white..but, does it make it taste like chicken?
PLEASE can we have a new post? Every time I check, I get that awful graphic of an.....
Yep, Laura Ingraham is right. It's just more of the 'pornification' of America...add that to waxing, Britney, Paris and pretty much the whole left coast...
I love porn.
Have you ever seen Laura Ingraham? She could use a little pornifying.
These comments are very illustrative. I never heard such a thing. This is hilarious.
omg you didn't know? lol. Maybe it's because I live in the Porn capital of the world, THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY that I knew that. LOLOLOL. All I think of is a HOT BURNING MESS.
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