Saturday, September 26, 2009

I finally decided on a light for my kitchen.




Ha! Just kidding. Like I have made a decision... it's only been since, I dunno, March.

Anyhoo, Heather B sent this to me, and I love her for it. It's true Decorno.

36 comments:

Zelda said...

ABSOLUTE DECORNO ;-)

mosey said...

ha ha ha! Amazing!

The Countess of Nassau County said...

I'm so pleased this is the first thing that popped up on my Google Reader.

Let's think about some ideal settings for it;

-lobby of fertility specialist
-porn stars bedroom
-the set of the next John Waters movie

Proof that a big, sparkling c*&k fits in just about anywhere.

Anonymous said...

Get out. That is unbelievable. Probably costs a lot.

Anonymous said...

there are no words...

Ivy Lane said...

ahhhhhhaaaaa...LOL! good one..it's perfect!

jen said...

Ohmygod that is hilARious. I'd love to know the story behind that. WHO has this??

Anonymous said...

OMG!

You should try to work that into your logo--or something.

court. said...

I need to borrow that for when my in-laws come for xmas. Might as well make it more awkward. Maybe then they won't stay for a week?

Tara.Fields said...

Fantastic! Am I the only one who kind of wish it was "hanging" the other way?

Kristin said...

Tara! Hah! You're awesome.

Best chandelier ever.

Crazy about Chandeliers said...

No chance Heather B saw this on
http://chandelirium.blogspot.com/2009/09/schlong-nsfw.html?

I think things get into the zeitgeist...seems a lot of people came across this recently on many different blogs!

Please visit me[smile emoticon here], and I will happily add you to my favorite link list!!

Anonymous said...

What if it fell and killed you? That would make for a very funny obituary.

Camilla @ Designalogue Blog said...

Ah,the perfect chandie!

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:50:

The Smythe family mourns the loss of Freddie, who passed away suddenly on Saturday afternoon after the family jewels fell upon his head. A memorial service will be held on Wednesday at Cock Creek Funeral Home.

Urban Flea said...

That's awesome!!! Too bad the set dresser for Austin Powers didn't come (no pun intended...teehee) upon that. Made my day!

xo Katherine aka. Urban Flea :)
http://www.urbanfleadesign.net

laurajane said...

Would be excellent in a guest room if it were too distracting in the kitchen.

ha!

mary said...

Wow, that is truly the perfect kitchen light!!!

Lolo said...

That belongs in the ballroom.

Anonymous said...

On the table directly beneath it I would place one of those giant clam shells...

Michelle May said...

this has The Bird Cage all over it...

Anonymous said...

i don't know what it is about this light fixture that makes me so drawn to it. must be the bling.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:34 PM

Yes, the victim would be named "Freddie."

big boy said...

Bigger.

Anonymous said...

A whole new meaning to the question "How's it hanging"?

cassandra @ coco+kelley said...

that might be one of the most amazing things i have EVER seen. is this what they mean when they say designing for him and her? i think so.

Anonymous said...

Hello, from Argentina, that would be the perfect gift for a gay friend, too libertine hehe. without offending anyone ok?

Holly said...

Oh Jesus, I can't stop laughing!

Condo Blues said...

Forget the kitchen put it in your bathroom!

donkee said...

Classy!

reclamationdesign@yahoo.com said...

That's a problem. Shouldn't you be adding this to the Wrong list. Or the Seriously Wrong list?

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't you be adding this to the Wrong list.

A penis is NEVER wrong.

leni said...

that is hilarious! i almost fell out of my seat i was laughing so hard!

Anonymous said...

Some info on the designer:
http://rosedesrochers.todays-woman.net/2007/11/09/penis-chandelier/

Boo said...

gives "if decor is your porn, this is your blog" new meaning...

Lucinda said...

They cannot be serious with this mess, can they?