Saturday, October 31, 2009

Art.


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you notified Victoria of sfgirlbybay of this? Maybe Rico could cheer these girls up.

Anonymous said...

That gets a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, PLEASE.

Anonymous said...

SOMBER PROMISE MY ASS. THEY ARE WONDERING WHY MOM HAS A SHRUNKEN HEAD.

Anonymous said...

Looks like they added the blonde as an afterthought. That daughter must be thrilled.

Anonymous said...

"My Midget Has Two Mommies."

Minus75 said...

How bizarre.

Paris Hotel Boutique said...

Hey wait, that's my family!

Anonymous said...

Thats some bullshit! Are you seriouls...fucking 8 hundred dollars...whatever...

court. said...

furthermore, where WERE you when you stumbled across this baby??

my favorite and my best said...

i could take a dump on a canvas and frame it and then charge money too but that doesn't mean anyone would buy it. but then again there is always someone who might.

Anonymous said...

I have seen two paintings like this in our personal family wall of shame. The first was of two children in their teens and then the oops cousin came along and they painted him in when he was the same age. The other painting was one of two cousins and the one in the middle was of their mother when she was the same age. Any way you look at it...it is strange. But it was the 60's.

HOBAC said...

Wonderful triple portrait that nicely captures the promise of reassignment surgery.

Decorno said...

Pacific Galleries antique mall in Seattle. I am pretty sure the guy who operates this stall gets the joke. He had an even more ridiculous painting, in this style, of topless young lady golfers wearing sun visors. THAT one I almost bought on the spot.

Decorno said...

Ha!

Anonymous said...

"i could take a dump..."

Even if you hadn't signed your name, I'd have known this was your post, MFAMB.

Anonymous said...

mad mensches

Anonymous said...

The sad truth is that this is meant to be a miniature portrait.

The background portrays Granny's favorite Basal Cell Carcinoma nodule. It's the bigger one that the girls tried to avoid whenever they had to kiss 'NaNa'.

Anonymous said...

Seattle Art is available:

http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/10/23/funny-classifieds-stuffed-ocelot-295/

Anonymous said...

The seller "gets the joke" and is still charging $875?

Decorina said...

Oh no, I have one of these - my sister and I painted by a family friend from our senior year photos in the yearbook. It resides in a closet wrapped in a red shroud as my sister has disavowed any connection to me (I was adopted) and my feng shui teacher said it might help. Help what, I don't really know, but she remains iceberg like. Maybe she secretly wants the portrait if only to throw darts at my part.