My friend emailed this deep analysis of decor mags, and it was too good to keep to myself:
"As much as I love HB, I will always think of Elle Decor as my first love. Reading ED is an erotic experience, at least when it's good. It's all about hitting that pleasure center. Whereas HB is about hitting the cozy button.
Elle Decor is dating, HB is marriage.
So what was Domino? Dry-humping in a bathroom stall at the club. (And I mean that as a compliment, of course.)"