Sunday, March 6, 2011

Compliments to you too, Peter!


You really must read THIS.

Comic gold.

9 comments:

SGM said...

Oh, my love. Thank you.

Decorno said...

Funniest thing I've read in ages.

P.S.: Harv just told me about hiding that candelabra in his ass just to avoid customs. When will he ever learn??

mary said...

Love this. When will she ever learn?

rerun delaney said...

she had me rolling with this one. also rounding out the week was celebitchy's hot male round up titled 'eat, pray, dong'.

maison21 said...

SGM needs to be writing professionally. i've emailed andy cohen numerous times that he should hire her to do recaps on bravo's site, but he's ignoring me. maybe if i tell him about her anal smuggling skills, he'll finally pay attention.

Anonymous said...

"Also, my husband put our crossbows in storage..."

!!!!

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/78395856.html

almost as good...

MoreSkinnyDays said...

Wow, this is awesome. This surely beats my reply to these emails, which has always been "Could you please go F yourself?"

isavirtue said...

if every email like this could have a response like that below it... well. i would start reading them!