Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The worst part about having the pool, Ms. McMurray Van-Zeller says, is that it makes it hard to clean her medieval art collection.


HERE.

12 comments:

HOBAC said...

Bet her steak branding irons are spic and span though.

Anonymous said...

I'd power-wash that medieval art with high-pressure jets of Glass-Plus®.

mamacita said...

#whitewhine

David said...

When it comes to other people's houses I really don't care, it's your place, do whatever you want. That said, indoor pools bug the shit out of me.

My bet is that any offer she receives is contingent upon her filling that bad boy in.

the quarter rat said...

It's funny now, but just wait until YOU have that problem.

Henrietta the Terrible said...

Call the Waaaaambulance.

rerun delaney said...

gack. i get my thrills by scoring items in thrift stores on half off day, this chick bitches about cleaning medieval art. gotcha. what did this guy *do*? besides having legendary orgies?

i did love this post. got my head out of my ass and made me laugh. thanks chica. the world is loaded with weirdness, thank gawd.

Anonymous said...

indoor pools bug the shit out of me.

Oh for Christ's sakes.

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A.J.Barnes said...

Doesn't everyone have that problem?

Moggie said...

She is exactly as rich as I want to be.

MoreSkinnyDays said...

I liked the way she took the time to annunciate the "i" in medieval. Oh, and the bloodthirsty way she encouraged the 2 lb Yorkie to kill the fishies, very mediiiiiieval.