If decor is your porn, this is your blog.
Bet her steak branding irons are spic and span though.
I'd power-wash that medieval art with high-pressure jets of Glass-Plus®.
When it comes to other people's houses I really don't care, it's your place, do whatever you want. That said, indoor pools bug the shit out of me. My bet is that any offer she receives is contingent upon her filling that bad boy in.
It's funny now, but just wait until YOU have that problem.
Call the Waaaaambulance.
gack. i get my thrills by scoring items in thrift stores on half off day, this chick bitches about cleaning medieval art. gotcha. what did this guy *do*? besides having legendary orgies? i did love this post. got my head out of my ass and made me laugh. thanks chica. the world is loaded with weirdness, thank gawd.
indoor pools bug the shit out of me.Oh for Christ's sakes.
OK> I HAVE DECIDED. You must publish a book.. It will be a smash hit (which has not happened lately)It will consist of: Your blog posts.....and then the comments.First of all......your blogposts have the smartest funniest followers on earth......and their comments are hilarious....You need to write the first book about this!because books will always be bought!!(no finders fee charged for this suggestion!)
Doesn't everyone have that problem?
She is exactly as rich as I want to be.
I liked the way she took the time to annunciate the "i" in medieval. Oh, and the bloodthirsty way she encouraged the 2 lb Yorkie to kill the fishies, very mediiiiiieval.
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