Well, for those following along, yesterday I posted HERE inviting people to tell me their problems and I would solve them.
One of many entries was this:
Received a "no confidence" vote from my employer, i.e. was demoted this morning. Will still have to report for the peacocks. This is a real problem. Appreciate your advice Decorno!
Oh Ann! Clearly I didn't respond in time because you woke up, went to work, and cried all over the fucking place! If I could get into my time machine, this would be my advice:
Don't cry on your last day. It's a fucking morning show that no one watches. You got demoted and you get to keep a ton of money. Where's the problem? There is no crying out in the open at work, especially when your work is being filmed.
Why would the network allow her this moment? No one gets to take a bawling victory lap at my office. You get cake, and you go. That's it. Professional, dignified, full of sugar, carbs, and vacation pay.
Enjoy your $20M "failure" and thanks for setting women back a few years with your self-pitying goodbye.